Fake Cum Lube & Semen Lubricants

Fake cum lube is a thick, creamy white lubricant that looks and feels like real semen. It's made for realistic role play, messy fantasies and toys, and our tester's top picks are condom safe and wash off easily. Every order ships discreetly Australia-wide from the closest warehouse stocking your items.

Which fake cum lube should you choose?

Start with how real you want it to look. Thicker, creamier formulas drip and cling like the real thing, while thinner ones glide further and suit longer sessions. Check whether it's unscented or scented, and pick a bottle size to match how often you'll use it. Most single bottles cost about $20 to $50, and multi-packs bring the price per bottle down.

If you want fake cum for toys, look for a lube that's marked silicone safe. You can also pair it with our squirting dildos, which let you load and release the lube.

What did our tester think of the top picks?

Erica, one of our product testers, tried two of our best sellers:

Loadz Cum Load Unscented Semen Lube - 236 ml is her top pick. It's creamy, white and thick, with a realistic drip that looks like the real thing. She noticed no smell and no stains, and it cleaned up as easily as a water-based lube.
Jizz - Cum Scented Lubricant - 250ml is thick, gooey and very slippery, and it also looks real. Despite the name, Erica didn't notice a smell. It left no stains and washed off easily.

Erica found both safe to use with condoms and silicone toys.

Loadz Cum Load Unscented Semen Lube - 236 ml

Loadz Cum Load Unscented Semen Lube - 236 mlElevate your cum-play sessions with Loadz Cum Load Unsce..

Normally $43.99

$34.99

Ex Tax: $34.99

Jizz - Cum Scented Lubricant - 250ml

Master Series Jizz - Cum Lube 250 mlAdd authentic, creamy realism to your sessions with Master Serie..

Normally $46.76

$34.82

Ex Tax: $34.82

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Jizz - Cum Lube 1000 ml

Master Series Jizz - Cum Lube 1000 mlAdd authentic, creamy realism to your sessions with Master Seri..

$104.99 Ex Tax: $104.99

JO Cumplay Personal Lubricant 240 ml

JO Cumplay Personal Lubricant 240 mlExperience hyper-realistic cum play with JO Cumplay Personal Lub..

Normally $29.40

$24.99

Ex Tax: $24.99

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Loadz Cum Load Unscented Semen Lube - 236 ml - 4 Pack

Loadz Cum Load Unscented Semen Lube - 4 PackElevate your cum-play sessions with Loadz Cum Load Unsce..

Normally $146.99

$119.99

Ex Tax: $119.99

Juicy AF Waterbased Cum Lube - 118 ml

Juicy AF Waterbased Cum Lube - 118 mlJuicy AF water-based lubricant has a thin and realistic texture..

$29.99 Ex Tax: $29.99

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Loadz Cum Load Unscented Semen Lube - 236 ml - 2 Pack

Loadz Cum Load Unscented Semen Lube - 2 PackElevate your cum-play sessions with Loadz Cum Load Unsce..

Normally $79.99

$67.99

Ex Tax: $67.99

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Jizz - Cum Lube 488 ml

Master Series Jizz - Cum Lube 488 ml Add authentic, creamy realism to your sessions with Master Ser..

$86.99 Ex Tax: $86.99

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Numb Desensitizing Water Based Lubricant

Numb Desensitizing Water Based LubricantMake deeper, longer sessions more comfortable with Numb Dese..

$69.94 Ex Tax: $69.94

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Spunk Hybrid Cum Lube 473ml

Spunk Hybrid Cum Lube 473ml Spunk Hybrid lube is the creamy white glide for anyone who loves the loo..

$93.99 Ex Tax: $93.99

Sport Fucker Cum Lube - 100ml

Sport Fucker Cum Lube - 100ml BottleMake every load look and feel authentic with Sport Fucker Cum Lu..

$39.95 Ex Tax: $39.95

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Green 120 ml

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Green 120 mlUnleash the beast within with Sex Slime, the tantalising ..

Normally $30.99

$26.34

Ex Tax: $26.34

Spunk Hybrid Cum Lube 59ml

Spunk Hybrid Cum Lube 59ml Spunk Hybrid lube is the creamy white glide for anyone who loves the look..

$22.94 Ex Tax: $22.94

Spunk Hybrid Cum Lube 118ml

Spunk Hybrid Cum Lube 118ml Spunk Hybrid lube is the creamy white glide for anyone who loves the loo..

$34.99 Ex Tax: $34.99

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Spunk Hybrid Cum Lube 1.9L

Spunk Hybrid Cum Lube 1.9L Spunk Hybrid lube is the creamy white glide for anyone who loves the look..

Normally $248.99

$211.64

Ex Tax: $211.64

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Spunk Hybrid Cum Lube 3.8L

Spunk Hybrid Cum Lube 3.8L Spunk Hybrid lube is the creamy white glide for anyone who loves the look..

$446.99 Ex Tax: $446.99

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Spunk Hybrid Cum Lube 946ml

Spunk Hybrid Cum Lube 946ml Spunk Hybrid lube is the creamy white glide for anyone who loves the loo..

$184.99 Ex Tax: $184.99

Zero Tolerance Drenched Glazed Cum Lube - 120ml

Zero Tolerance Drenched Glazed Cum Lube - 120mlBring hyper-realistic semen simulation to your intima..

Normally $39.99

$23.99

Ex Tax: $23.99

Midas Opaque Water Based Cum Lube - 118 ml

Midas Opaque Water Based Cum Lube - 118 mlMidas water-based lubricant has a thin and realistic..

$29.99 Ex Tax: $29.99

Creature Slime by Creature Cocks 118 ml - Purple Slime

Creature Slime by Creature Cocks 118 ml - Purple Slime Dare to dream of magic and un..

Normally $40.99

$34.84

Ex Tax: $34.84

Creature Slime by Creature Cocks 237 ml - Creature Cum

Creature Slime by Creature Cocks 237 ml - Creature CumAdd an extra level of realism to your fan..

Normally $44.69

$37.99

Ex Tax: $37.99

Creature Slime by Creature Cocks 237 ml - Purple Slime

Creature Slime by Creature Cocks 237 ml - Purple Slime Dare to dream of magic and unicorn..

Normally $49.24

$41.85

Ex Tax: $41.85

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Blue 120 ml

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Green Blue mlWhether you’re a ravenous werewolf or a sultry swamp cre..

Normally $30.99

$26.34

Ex Tax: $26.34

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Pink 120 ml

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Pink 120 mlUnleash the beast within with Sex Slime, the tantalis..

$30.99 Ex Tax: $30.99

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Purple 120 ml

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Purple 120 mlWhether you're a ravenous werewolf or a sultry swam..

$38.81 Ex Tax: $38.81

Creature Slime by Creature Cocks 118 ml - Green Slime

Creature Slime by Creature Cocks 118 ml - Green Slime Add an extra level of rea..

Normally $40.99

$34.84

Ex Tax: $34.84

Midas Opaque Water Based Cum Lube - 59 ml

Midas Opaque Water Based Cum Lube - 59 mlMidas water-based lubricant has a thin and realistic ..

$20.99 Ex Tax: $20.99

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Blue 60 ml

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Blue 60 mlWhether you’re a ravenous werewolf or a sultry swamp creatu..

$21.99 Ex Tax: $21.99

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Green 60 ml

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Green 60 mlUnleash the beast within with Sex Slime, the tantalising green ..

$20.99 Ex Tax: $20.99

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Pink 60 ml

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Pink 60 mlUnleash the beast within with Sex Slime, the tantalising pi..

$21.99 Ex Tax: $21.99

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Purple 120 ml

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Purple 120 mlWhether you’re a ravenous werewolf or a sultry swamp creature..

Normally $30.99

$26.34

Ex Tax: $26.34

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Purple 60 ml

Sex Slime Creature Lube - Purple 60 mlWhether you’re a ravenous werewolf or a sultry swamp creature,..

$21.99 Ex Tax: $21.99

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Blue 120 ml

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Blue 120 mlWhether you're a ravenous werewolf or a sultry swamp ..

$38.81 Ex Tax: $38.81

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Blue 60 ml

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Blue 60 mlWhether you're a ravenous werewolf or a sultry swamp c..

$31.71 Ex Tax: $31.71

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Green 120 ml

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Green 120 mlWhether you're a ravenous werewolf or a sultry swamp..

$38.81 Ex Tax: $38.81

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Pink 120 ml

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Pink 120 mlWhether you're a ravenous werewolf or a sultry swamp ..

$38.81 Ex Tax: $38.81

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Pink 60 ml

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Pink 60 mlWhether you're a ravenous werewolf or a sultry swamp c..

$38.81 Ex Tax: $38.81

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Purple 60 ml

Sex Slime Cum Style Creature Lube - Purple 60 mlWhether you're a ravenous werewolf or a sultry swamp..

Normally $38.81

$32.99

Ex Tax: $32.99

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How do you use and clean up fake cum lube safely?

Check the label for condom and toy compatibility before you use it.
Keep it out of your eyes, and stop using it if you notice any irritation.
Rinse skin, sheets and toys with warm water. Our tester's picks washed out without staining.
Close the cap tightly and store the bottle out of direct sun.

Frequently asked questions

Does fake cum lube look realistic?

The best ones do. In Erica's testing, Loadz Cum Load gave the most realistic white colour and drip.

Is cum lube safe with condoms and silicone toys?

Both of the lubes Erica tested were condom and silicone safe. Always check the label of any other brand.

Can you put fake cum in a squirting dildo?

Yes. Many people fill squirting dildos with cum lube for a realistic finish. Thinner formulas push through the tube more easily.

Want a clear lube instead?

If you just want everyday glide with no visual effect, a clear lube is simpler and cheaper. Explore our best lube range instead. If you have sensitive skin, patch test any new lube on your inner arm first.