Boneyard Snake Oil Cum Lube 236 ml

Drain that snake with Boneyard Snake Oil Cum Lube—the hybrid water/silicone formula crafted to mimic real semen with uncanny realism. This 236 ml bottle delivers a thick, creamy white consistency that's slick, long-lasting, and perfect for adding authentic "cum" texture to your sessions. The blend combines the enduring glide of silicone with easy water-based cleanup, making it versatile for extended play without constant reapplication. Safe for condoms, most toys (including silicone), sheets, and skin—it's a go-to for squirting or ejaculating dildos, enhancing that explosive finish with lifelike appearance and feel.

We've tested Snake Oil in real sessions alongside squirting toys and found it performs exceptionally: the hybrid formula stays slippery longer than pure water-based options, resists drying out during marathon play, and cleans up effortlessly with just soap and water (no sticky residue). Shake well before use for even distribution, and warm the bottle slightly under running water for added realism when filling reservoirs. It's especially effective in the ejaculating mechanisms, providing a satisfying "load" without clogging or damaging internal parts when flushed properly post-use.

Made with body-safe ingredients (Purified Water, Vegetable Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Citric Acid, Diazolidinyl Urea, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Vegetable Gum, Titanium Dioxide), it's paraben-preserved for stability but gentle overall—non-irritating for most users. Store at room temperature and always patch-test if sensitive. Not fully silicone-safe for pure silicone toys if overused (hybrid nature means minimal risk, but stick to water-based for high-silicone items).

Best for: Anyone seeking hyper-realistic fake cum play, especially with squirting/ejaculating dildos or strap-ons. Ideal for long sessions, couples role-play, or solo fantasies; great for intermediate users who want longevity without mess—beginners appreciate the easy cleanup.

Features

• Hybrid water/silicone formula: Long-lasting glide with water-based cleanup.
• Creamy, white cum-like consistency: Scientifically formulated for lifelike texture and appearance.
• Volume: 236 ml (8 oz approx.)—plenty for multiple uses.
• Condom-safe and toy-compatible: Works with latex condoms and most silicone toys.
• Easy application: Shake well, reapply as needed; warm for extra realism.
• Body-safe ingredients: Gentle, non-irritating blend with preservatives.
• Directions: Store at room temperature; clean toys with mild soap/water after use.

Pros: Realistic look/feel, exceptional longevity, easy cleanup, versatile for toys and skin.
Cons: May require shaking to mix.

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